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02-24-2009, 11:50 AM
This thread will be to cheer the club members up and share a good laugh. So here we go with the first one.


Your momma so stupid the bitch sat on the TV and watched the couch.
SB_Redwolf
02-25-2009, 12:42 PM
that joke was so dum and then i thought about who wrote it sorry grade we know your trying.lol not
NonchalantLe_M1
03-01-2009, 07:25 PM
sorry down grade try again:p:p
SB_TL
03-01-2009, 08:30 PM
hahaha, (at the replies, not the mama joke.)
SB_Dusty
03-01-2009, 10:37 PM
sorry down grade try again:p:p

She knows ur real name!
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03-02-2009, 07:37 AM
Here go another one

Your mother so dumb she thought the L.A. Clippers was a Barber Shop.
SB_TL
03-02-2009, 08:20 AM
Yo Mama got a wooden leg with a real foot.
NonchalantLe_M1
03-02-2009, 09:47 AM
Yo Mama got a wooden leg with a real foot.

hell naw lol
L-SKI
03-02-2009, 09:59 PM
yo mama so fat that when i finished with her i rolled twice and i was still on top of her
No Name
03-04-2009, 11:29 AM
ok..here you go:

Yo Momma is so Fat she has't to get in the bath tub with a Shoe Horn..LOL

NN
No Name
03-04-2009, 11:30 AM
one more..

Yo Momma's so fat she has't to put her make-up on with a Paint Roller..LOL
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03-04-2009, 08:55 PM
one more..

Yo Momma's so fat she has't to put her make-up on with a Paint Roller..LOL

Good one. I like that one.
SB_TL
03-04-2009, 11:54 PM
Yo mama wear an afro with a chin strap......
SB_Redwolf
03-05-2009, 04:17 PM
heres one , ay boy go get your momma and quit calling me me dad
SB_TL
03-05-2009, 04:24 PM
Or in your case....."hey girl quit calling me MAMA!!" HAHAHAHAHHAHA
SB_Redwolf
03-05-2009, 04:29 PM
TL thats a good one only insiders understand
No Name
03-09-2009, 01:35 PM
Yo Momma is so Fat she has to put her make-up on with a Paint Roller...LOL

NN
SB_TL
03-09-2009, 09:08 PM
Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it......
SB_2ndGear
03-19-2009, 10:04 PM
Your Mamas so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals
SB_2ndGear
03-19-2009, 10:05 PM
Your Mamas so dumb that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death.
SB_2ndGear
03-19-2009, 10:06 PM
Your Moms so poor that when I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette she yelled"Hey who turned off the heater"!
SB_2ndGear
03-19-2009, 10:07 PM
Your Mamas so big she uses a bus as a skateboard
SB_2ndGear
03-19-2009, 10:08 PM
Your Mamas so fat when she saw a schoolbus full of white kids she yelled " Stop that Twinkie"!!
SB_2ndGear
03-19-2009, 10:09 PM
Your Mama's got no legs talkin about "can I Kick it?"
No Name
03-20-2009, 09:01 AM
Yo Momma is so Ugly she looks like YOU!!!
L-SKI
03-20-2009, 12:53 PM
When she comes inside your house the tires pop
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03-22-2009, 11:13 AM
L-SKI that was a dud.
No Name
03-23-2009, 08:45 AM
Yo Momma so fat she gets her Toe Nails painted at Earl Scheib's..LOL
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03-23-2009, 05:46 PM
Good one!:D
SB KABOOSS
03-27-2009, 05:17 PM
Yo mama's sooo old she owes jesus a quarter


yeeeee
SB KABOOSS
03-27-2009, 05:20 PM
yo mama's so skinny she can hulahoop in a cherrio
CHOP-SBF
03-28-2009, 07:05 AM
Your mommas so black when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on
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03-28-2009, 02:13 PM
Your momma so small she can play hand ball against the curb.
CHOP-SBF
03-28-2009, 03:38 PM
Your mommas so black if you throw salt on her she looks like the solar system
SB KABOOSS
03-31-2009, 12:42 AM
yo mama sooo black she spits yoohoo
SB KABOOSS
03-31-2009, 12:45 AM
yo mama soo fat she triped & landed in kansas
No Name
03-31-2009, 09:42 AM
Yo Momma is so Fat & Black that when she stands next
to a wall She looks like a Cave...haha,hehe
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03-31-2009, 02:51 PM
Your momma so dumb shes stupid!:D
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03-31-2009, 02:52 PM
Your mom is so dumb she thought a quarterbacc was a tax refund!